( SPENGBLEACH )

Dear every last prospective receptionist in Puerto Goddamn Rico,

STOP IT. JUST. SERIOUSLY. NO.

I AM NOT CURRENTLY HIRING A RECEPTIONIST. IT IS A SIGNIFICANT COMMUTE TO FLORIDA. I CAN'T EVEN READ THE LANGUAGE YOUR RESUME IS WRITTEN IN. I BEG OF YOU.

STOP. SENDING. ME. RESUMES.